Pro pain

[bayhoss]

A skydiver is riding along in an airplane. He reaches the jump spot and out he goes. As he decends to Earth he pulls the rip cord - nothing happens. He then pulls the cord on the emergency chute - nothing happens. As he is falling to a certain death he notices someone rocketing up toward him. He says to himself "you don't see this every day" so he shouts to the man "DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?" to which the man replys "NO, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STORING PROPANE ON A BOAT?"

just as fractional dose of humor - hopefully it will make someone safer.
Best always,
Frank

 

[Emerald]

needed a smile - thanks

 

[paul culver]

Another version of this joke I have heard ends:

"NO, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ATOMIC 4 GAS ENGINES?"

Paul
E29 "Bear"
(with Atomic 4)

 

[Earwax]

I hadn't heard that one. Good for a laugh! Thanks.

 

[Randy Rutledge]

OUCH!


Atomic four owner