Old saying that belongs on a plaque for the boat...

[Loren Beach]

"Who wishes to give himself an abundance of trouble,
Let him equip these two things,
a SHIP and a WOMAN.
No two things involve more bother,
for Neither is ever Sufficiently Adorned".

 

[Mindscape]

Well said...

or.... (from another post sometime ago)

Most of my money I spent on boats and women
the rest I squandered

 

[Emerald]

or.... (from another post sometime ago)

Most of my money I spent on boats and women
the rest I squandered

you forgot fast cars :0