Assorted non-sequential thoughts:
I'm glad that Richard is okay and it's too bad his story ended the way it did.
The Zingaro guy's video is interesting. He's never come across as a particularly sympathetic character, but I'm glad he got things figured out. Batteries in the bilge? Seems silly, but I guess that keeps weight low in the boat. I can't imagine why batteries would be placed there otherwise.
Have you ever tried to bail using your manual Whale Gusher pump? Even under the best circumstances, they take a ton of work and move very little water. My handle is tied into the cockpit locker nearby.
Having a plan-B battery not-fixed-in-a-location in the boat (as in the 'solar generator' system I pointed out in a nearby thread) seems like an even-better idea in these circumstances. Fry your main batteries, but still have another energy source to rely on for an electric bilge.
Short of glassing over a paddlewheel hole, I wonder if there is a safer plug alternative. I have my paddlewheel removed and in its place a plastic factory plug that is about .2" thick and has worked fine, but it seems like a vulnerability.
I should also follow through with the (ha-ha) castration my formerly grimey, now clean cockpit scupper balls.