Here's my take on "Twas the night before Xmas" for everyone:
'Twas the night before Saturnalia on our boat in SF Bay, not a creature was stirring, not even a ray; the fenders were hung by the gunwales with care, In hopes that King Neptune soon would be there;
The crew were nestled all snug in their berths, While visions of calm seas danced in their heads; and I in my foulies, and cap pulled down tight, Had just settled down for a long anchor watch night,
When out on the water there arose such a splash, I sprang to the cockpit to check for a crash. Away to the bow I flew like a flash, Threw open the hatch and looked up the mast.
The moon on the breast of the now-churning sea gave lustre to waves that were rising with glee, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a magical skiff, and eight mighty orcas near,
With a grizzled old captain, so lively yet calm, I knew in a moment it must be Neptune's charm. More rapid than dolphins his orcas they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, SPLASHER! now, FLIPPER! now, ECHO and WAVE! On, DANCER! on, DIVER! on SURGE and RAVE! To the top of the swells! To the top of the spray! Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As whitecaps before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky; so up to the coachroof the orcas they flew, with the skiff full of treasures, and Neptune too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the deck the swishing and swooshing of each flapping fin. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Through the companionway Neptune came with a bound.
He was dressed all in seaweed, from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with saltwater and soot; a bundle of treasures he had flung on his back, and he looked like a diver just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they twinkled! like phosphorescent light! His beard was like coral, his skin deep-sea white! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard on his chin was as white as sea foam;
An old weathered pipe he held tight in his teeth, and the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath; he had a broad face and a round barnacled belly that shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.
He was crusty and salted, a right jolly old fish, and I laughed when I saw him, despite my own wish; a wink of his eye and a twist of his head soon let know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and filled all the lockers; then turned with a jerk, and laying his finger aside of his nose, and giving a nod, through the hatch up he rose;
He sprang to his skiff, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all swam like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, as he dove out of sight— "Happy Saturnalia to all, and to all a calm night!"