One of life's questions....

[Bepi]

Why do sea gulls fly to the sea?

 

[Teranodon]

Because it's easier than walking.

 

[Bepi]

Because.....If they flew to the Bay they would be called bagels. Thank you, my children are adults now and I've been sitting on that one.

 

[Loren Beach]

Red Skelton would have been proud of you! Remember Gertrude and Heathcliff ??

 

[nquigley]

Ever noticed that when migrating birds fly in V-formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other.
Do you know why?

 

[nquigley]

Ever noticed that when migrating birds fly in V-formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other.
Do you know why?

... there are more birds in that arm

 

[Bepi]

Other than geographical rhymes (Nantucket,Azores) there seems to be a dearth of sailing jokes.

 

[peaman]

Red Skelton would have been proud of you! Remember Gertrude and Heathcliff ??

Found a fan of Clem Kadiddlehopper.

 

[Jonathan G.]

Other than geographical rhymes (Nantucket,Azores) there seems to be a dearth of sailing jokes.

So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks him over and can't help but observe, "Hey, you've got a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants." The pirate replies, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts!"

 

[toddster]

Why do sea gulls fly to the sea?

Do they? Around here, they mostly circle around McDonalds.

 

[Tin Kicker]

Around here we call them the flying crab pots. We're always trying to avoid the crab pot markers and then suddenly one will take off.