At $9 for 3 pounds of bacon, those prices are actually better than what I pay at the grocery store for fresh bacon! Actually, with the equivalent of 3 pounds of bacon in every can, the concern that comes to mind is, how am I going to eat all that??
You want to see pitiful? Watch Steve Swann try to open a bottle of Rum with a cork screw. Thankful that I was there to teach him how to twist off the cap!! I believe that his cheap beer has created some interesting brain cell alterations.